If you don’t know what Angry Birds is, then shaaaammee onnn youuuu! Even my uncle knows what it is! (whatever that’s supposed to mean) Oh, and if you really don’t know what it is, watch this:
It’s basically the most popular mobile game worldwide other than snake, and the most addicting thing since cream cheese! I’ve been playing Angry Birds for a number of months now, and I’m currently making my way through the Angry Birds Seasons Christmas levels.
My mom got an iPad for Christmas this year (yeah, I know, pretty cool!) and while showing her how to use it, I made sure to download Angry Birds to it. Basically she’s been obsessed with it since. In fact, in between watching The Princess and the Frog on the Netflix app, that’s about all I’ve seen her do! Almost as surprising, my iPad owning uncle called out of the blue yesterday to (whadda you know?) suggest she download Angry Birds!! So since Christmas my sister and her friend have also played the game, and been quickly addicted. I’m proud my family is an Angry Birds loving one
In honor of this fact, I decided I’d post a hilarious Angry Birds fan-made video! It’s a little crude, but it’s a pretty high-quality video, too. It’s from an Israeli comedy show named ‘Eretz Nehederet’ (translated: ‘A Wonderful Country’). Enjoy!
Now that that sweet trailer is out of the way, onto the info! If you didn’t know yet, Nintendo is releasing a new Donkey Kong game on November 21 based on the gameplay classic Donkey Kong Country sidescrolling games Nintendo and Rare produced way back when (all of which are amazing, btw). Now if you don’t know what Donkey Kong is, then you’re a bit out of touch with your culture… I’m a bit of a Nintendo fanboy. I’ve been obsessed with them ever since I first played Mario All Stars and DK Country on the SNES way back when. So you can imagine my current ecstatic mental breakdown at realizing how close the launch of the game is! AHHHHHHHHH!
Some people I think have actually been put-off by the fact it’s a sidescrolling game in a similar vein as the classic 2D sidescrollers on the Super Nintendo. Those of you (no, I won’t put names) saying that, my response is… so what? In fact, that’s one of the reasons I can’t wait! I loved what Nintendo did with New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and I have no doubt this will be just as good (I bet better, in fact!)
I say better because the game’s being developed by the ever-amazing Texas-based Retro Studios. They’re the guys who (along with Bungie’s Halo series) helped redefine the idea of first-person shooters with their Metroid Prime series. Retro is amazing in terms of their artistry. They employ some top-notch artists from around the world in their games, and it shows. Plus, they already have experience recreating one of Nintendo’s most beloved franchises. Basically, I am quite ready for my mind to be blown with this game. GAH I can’t wait!
So I recently purchased the game “Fallout 3” for PS3. It won a ton of game of the year awards and such, and I’m really interested in post-apocalyptic type settings and stories, so it seemed like a pretty obvious choice! I haven’t played Bethesda’s first two Fallout games, but since this one looked so different I figured this would be a good enough point to start from. Now in terms of a quick review: it’s crazy. It isn’t perfect, in fact it has quite a few glitches (IGN’s review said the glitches were only prevalent really in the PS3 version). But these days I’m trying to move towards the PS3, so I didn’t get it for the 360 (mainly because Xbox Live sucks to pay for).
Moooooving on… it’s awesome. It’s a rather slow buildup (heck, it starts the game with your birth!), but it’s enthralling. And that’s saying something since there are so many camera and character glitches. The voice-acting is top-notch, besides Uncharted 2 the best I’ve ever heard in a game. And I’m pretty positive Liam Neeson is one of the “main” characters, which is awesome. The game immediately throws you into this twisted, post-apocalyptic fallout shelter. It’s only a bit in that you finally break out and see the real, destroyed world. And the world is vast. And so intricate. It feels alive (and yes, I realize it’s actually all destroyed). You carry around a watch-type device called a Pip Boy that catalogs everything you have, and can also play different radio stations. One of the stations is apparently a “pre-war music station, now just playing on a loop.” It’s things like this which make this game so great: the atmosphere of it all. It feels like you’re the only one left. It feels like you’re in some twisted disturbed world, that humanity has lost it’s grips with reality. And you’re the only sane one left.
slow buildup, part 1
slow buildup, part 2
Well maybe that’s an over exaggeration, but you get the point. And there is SO MUCH TO DO! It’s an open world game, so you can go anywhere and do most anything as long as you have the gear for it. The game also takes place near Washington, DC, so it’s awesome seeing the vast wastelands of places I know and have been many times (is it weird to say that?)! Discussions of the Potomac river, traveling to DC, fighting in the DC metro centers, talk of the President still being alive, all this makes for an awesome experience.
Ghouls in the DC subway system! Ahhh! Oh wait. They're not real.
It’s mind boggling just how much there is to do, and the game doesn’t hesitate showing you all the things you could have done had you made different choices. Oh yeah, that’s another thing, your decisions count. If you steal from people, you will be labeled a thief. If you kill someone, they won’t come back. If you’re nice, people will be nice to you. If you are caught doing something, it will matter. In fact, it turns out if you hit one certain bar owner in Megaton (a small city in the game) in the back with a baseball bat, all his men will chase you out of the town for good. Even though you didn’t hurt him that bad! How unfair.
Megaton, the town I was rudely chased from
Springvale, the first town you encounter. It also includes the elementary school
It didn’t hit me how well-done this game was until I came across a certain elementary school in the first town you reach. I went in, thinking it would contain some supplies, and wanting to see what the school would look like destroyed. But as soon as I walked in the front door, I saw there were cages nailed to the wall. Confused, I walked over, and realized there were skeletons in the cages. And when I looked up, there were bodies hanging from the ceiling. Only then did raiders (the game’s post-apocalyptic band of crazed, murderous thieves) come in and start shooting at me. They had been using the school as a hideout, and had been bringing their victims here and killing them. It was disturbing. And it made me legitimately mad. Not so much that the raiders existed (they’re just game characters, after all), but rather that this environment had to exist because the characters existed… if that makes sense. Say what you will about how terrible it is that would be put in a video game, if a game gets a visceral reaction from you, it’s doing something right. I got a similar reaction playing this (at times) that I got watching The Road. Not nearly as amazing as the movie (or book), but still great!
Oh, the details
Leaving the disturbing parts aside, this is similar to what we hope to achieve with our eventual post-apocalyptic drama idea Will and I are constantly working on. Granted, I’m only probably 1/5 of my way through this game, but I love it so far and had nothing else to write about!
In fact, after randomly writing for a while, I realize this probably makes no sense to anyone but me… Ah well!
Now I don’t often blog about things like video games… though maybe I should. I’m sure most of you have heard of a game called Portal. Originally packaged in The Orange Box Collections, it was made by Valve, the crazy people behind the Half-Life series, Counterstrike, and the Left 4 Dead series, among others. I heard a lot about the game, got really interested, and thus went out and bought it. I realize this may be old news to most, but it’s new to me!
It’s primarily a puzzle game based around the use of what’s called a “Portal-gun,” which allows you to create portals between two disconnected areas and travel between them. It’s crazy fun, and crazy innovative. You play as a character named Chell (which is a stupid name, but whatever), who is apparently a test subject at the weird and deserted Aperture Science Laboratories. The facility is run by a computer system named GLaDOS, who is hilarious. She helps you around the facility. Constantly full of wit and other subtle humor, GLaDOS is easily one of my favorite video game characters.
While at first you are simply completing tests in different rooms, you eventually begin to realize GLaDOS may be trying to kill you. It’s around this point you go on a mission to destroy the facility.
And I love it. I don’t even know why, but I’ve completed the game three times already and still want more. Portal 2 is coming out next year, and I can’t wait! So go try it out and stuff.
Happy Trails,
Sam.
PS — Since I’m now a Valve fan, I’ve started to play Half-Life 2, so we’ll see how that goes…
